Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse

uk zombie hunting permit We're getting our shit together here at social pariah for the zombie apocalypse , we don't want to be the main course on all you can eat buffet ! We love you lot so we're gonna go over some of the standard rules when the dead start walking the earth looking for brains. Number one and the most obvious one don't get bit,now we've all seen the films when someone in the group gets bit,do you tell your friends or ride it out until you turn into one of the brain munchers and they then have to take your head off all (in the name of survival of course nothing personal). So avoid this dilemma by not getting bit Okay so you avoid getting bit but you are still going to need a weapon, starting think about it now, because everyone's heading for B&Q for the chainsaws when it kicks off ,this is the United Kingdom not the USA so we haven't got guns and unlimited bullets. Get upstairs zombies don't like stairs unless they've have been watching the daleks who mastered stairs after years of having the mickey taken out of them ! Stock up on supplies and if you need a bag we can hook you up there. Use the Double tap rule from Zombieland, you don't want of them getting back up and sneaking up on you so make sure you have dispatched them properly Now an English mans home is his castle you may decide to stick the kettle on and wait it out in which case you you're going to need some suitable zombie themed items to while away the hours so check out our zombie items which of course are guaranteed to survive the apocalypse even if you don't What about us, well we'll be in the Winchester with Dave & ed