Killer Clowns

Killer Clowns

Well it certainly has been a strange week, there we all were planning for the Zombie Apocalypse, what weapons we would use , discussing the merits of the double tap from Zombieland and could we finish off a loved one if they were bitten. And it seems we missed the real threat creeping up on us...... Killer Clowns. No doubt you've seen this all over the news and the likes of Facebook, there's even a page for reporting sightings! It seems this tradition that started in America has now found it's way over here and doesn't seem to show any sign of stopping despite the warnings from police that the Clowns may face public order charges. A bit more worrying than that are the reports people are now attacking the clowns when they see them an even forming hunting parties (remember the scene from Scary Movie 2 when the clown comes from under the bed and soon wished he hadnt!) .And then there are the real clowns coming out to say its ruining the good name of clowns and even rumours Ronald Mcdonald isn't best pleased and scared to leave the house for fear of reprisals. Possibly the most famous killer clown is Pennywise the entity from Stephen Kings It, who liked to appear as a clown and scare children as frightened flesh tasted better. A quick poll at Social Pariah reveals our favourite clown as Captain Spaulding from the awesome house of 1000 corpses. Not sure a local youth outside the Spar wearing a Nike Tracksuit and a mask has the same affect as either of these but no doubt things will only get stranger in the run up to Halloween. But at Social Pariah we're just going to ride this one out and keep planning for the Zombies, we never saw the Clowns coming but no way them Zombies are catching us out. Stay safe, Peace out captain spaulding house of 1000 corpses Stephens Kings IT Pennywise